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March 16, 2014

Naked and Afraid

     As I’m in bed, naturally reading a highbrow literary masterpiece (or Facebook), my husband comes to bed and turns on the TV. Being the honorable Christian woman I am, I never, not once, sneak a peak, or downright watch some of the questionable shows he turns on. That would be wrong, right? Who would watch a show such as Naked and Afraid (that may or may not be seen on the Discovery Channel). Survival shows are one thing, but seriously, do they have to get naked?

     I mean, had I watched that show, I may have been afraid to clear the slope in our backyard of wayward ground cover.

New addition to the Barbie Dreamhouse

New addition to the Barbie Dreamhouse

Finding holes with mummified bones of gophers, random skeletons of other critters, or nesting type materials, may have made me a bit skittish. I would have thought, “Well, at least I’m not naked,” as I put on my closed-toed shoes and changed from capris sweatpants to an old pair of Mom Jeans.

     And had I watched that show, I would have reminded myself that our local fire department is only a block away and certainly they have an anti-venom for rattlesnake bites – more than I could say for those naked survivalists. I presume, as, of course, I wouldn’t watch a show like that, right?

     I wouldn’t have been able to console myself into thinking that if I got bit by a rattlesnake, at least it wouldn’t be as deadly as the fer-de-lance that, I must have overheard, bit the foot of the show’s producer and he almost died.

      So as I was saying, it’s a good thing I keep my nose in a book based on an imaginary land with imaginary characters or I might just go forth into the backyard with reckless abandon, taking unnecessary risks that could turn me into the Frightened Gardener – though not the Naked and Afraid Gardener. That’ll be the spin-off show. Check your local listings.  

Shannon is the stay-at-home Mama of one. But don’t ask her what she does all day. Between volunteering in the PTA, coaching volleyball, gardening, carpooling, writing (cheap therapy), publishing a book, and the business of everyday life, she has one foot in and the other out of the Mamasylum. She loves visitors, so get a day pass and visit her at www.mamasylum.com or www.facebook.com/mamasylum. You can also email her at shannon@mamasylum.com.

  1. 考慮に入れるために、そのような細目のかなり多くは、実際にはあります。それは運ぶのに最適なポイントであってもよいです。私は一般的なインスピレーションの上にアイデアを提供しますが、明らかにあなたが重要な要素が多分正直、誠実に働くことになり場所を持ち出すのような質問があります。私はドン?最大のプラクティスはそのようなラウンド問題が浮上している場合はtが知っている、あなたの仕事は明らかに公正なゲームとして認識されていることがイムを確認してください。とにかく、私の言語で、このような多くの十分な供給がアレント。

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  2. ここだけ笑顔訪問者が共有することができます。 。}私はあなたが意図するものだ

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  3. おかげでこれを書くための多くは、それは非常に有用だったと、私はトンそれを維持

    Comment by 【激安市場】コーチ COACH★レビューを書くと送料無料!小物(カードケース) — September 16, 2015 @ 2:28 pm
  4. このブログは、ゲストの多くを取得しているようです。どのようにそれを促進するのですか?それは物事の素敵な個々のねじれを提供します。私は約投稿するのに有用な、または実質的な何かを取得することは最も重要な要素だと思います。良いブログ記事を

    Comment by 【激安市場】Xperia Z4 保護フィルム 衝撃吸収 なめらかタッチ光沢 指紋防止 【 — October 28, 2015 @ 9:29 pm

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